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ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

reasons why tumblr aids education

(via factfiction)

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datfamilybusiness:

castielsbottledgrace:

jibblyuniverse:

Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born

No wonder they’re endangered.

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(via nightwings-ass)

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"I want you to imagine a 10 year-old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat and ugly and an embarrassment. I want you to imagine her sitting there right now. Now tell that little girl she’s fat. Tell that little girl she’s ugly. Tell that little girl that she’s an embarrassment, worthless, and useless. Because that’s what you do every single day when you say that to yourself."

- My Mad Fat Diary (via gcatherinev)

(via nightwings-ass)

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foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(via sniffing)

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oh how much i love that this is the first result of “Nash Grier” on urban dictionary

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(via sniffing)

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via sniffing)

Source: bombing